Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
omg the penguin publishers one.
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
Demi Lovato showing ADPi some love on the Neon Lights Tour! <>
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like or reblog this if you’re an ΑΔΠ!!! I wanna follow some of my sisters!! ❤💎
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Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence
WH AT INTHE WORLDIS HAPPENING